Day: January 20, 2020

BREAKING: Bo Pelini Announced as the New Motherf!@#ing Defensive F!@#ing Coordinator at God!@#n LSU, You C!@#s

January 20, 2020 No Comments

BATON ROUGE, LA — Buck up, Bolievers… heeeeeee’s baaaaaack! Everybody’s favorite anger management spokesman is headed back to big time college football, you f!@#ing worthless

‘Women Don’t Know Football’ Says Man Who Thinks Taylor Martinez Is Our Starting QB

January 20, 2020 No Comments

TWITTER — “Oh yeah, name the starting running back from the 1952 Nebraska Cornhuskers football team, young lady!” said the man. “Well, it was more

State of Iowa Reveals New Motto: ‘But Nebraska…”

January 20, 2020 No Comments

DES MOINES, IA — The state of Iowa revealed its new motto early Monday morning: “But, Nebraska…” The announcement was met with immediate criticism for