Born out of ballsiness of Scott Frost’s “just a tad too tight” pants, forged in the fires of 5 coaches in 16 years and committed to never gravitate into mediocrity, we are the Scarlet Tribune, the #1 source for totally legit Huskers news in our 1-block area.
We Like Playing Against Road Games
Inspired by the toughness and sophistication of Taylor Martinez’s famous raison d’etre, we take “we like playing against road games” literally. Home or away, rain or shine, we’ll be there to fumble 5 or 6 times (but recover 4 of them), throw 7 picks and dig as deep of a hole as we possibly can only to rise from the ashes like a phoenix and win, in dramatic fashion, a game we should’ve easily handled.
Unless, it’s Wisconsin. Then, you’re totally on your own.
Are we satire? Some might say so, but are we really? 🤔