NEWSROOMS EVERYWHERE — “Yep, we just make s!@# up, sometimes” said an anonymous source.
“No we don’t” said another anonymous source.
“No guys. We tell the truth if it’s news you want to be true. Then, we’re totally legit. Otherwise, we just make stuff up” said another anonymous source.
“That’s now how it works, at all” said another anonymous source.
“I ALWAYS tell the truth” said another anonymous source.
“Oh, screw you, you pretentious jacka!@” said another anonymous source.
“Yeah well, eff you too, buddy” said another anonymous source.
“All of you get back to work” said the Editor to his reporters.
