LINCOLN, NE — Shocking news out of Lincoln, today, as Nebraska’s “shoulda been fired” head coach, Scott Frost, called special teams coordinators the “the devil”,
LINCOLN, NE — The University of Nebraska has a shiny, new slogan to –aneer. In consultation with the Sandusky PR firm, the University unveiled the
LINCOLN, NE — More drama out of Lincoln, today. A tape has surfaced of former football player and current Athletic Director, Trev Alberts, beating a
LINCOLN, NE — Ugh, look at these losers from Nebraska — giving out game tickets to underserved kids and their families? Those monsters! How dare
CHICAGO, IL — The Big Ten presidents and chancellors, again, delayed their vote to restart the Big Ten football season due to their anger over
Hi, you’re here reading this. Thanks. I’m supposed to put more jokes here, but, to be honest, I don’t have the heart for it. So,
NOWHERE — A story would be here if anything actually happened, but apparently the thing that happened didn’t actually happen. Here, look at and ad,
A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE — “Ma! Ma! Turn off the vacuum, Ma! I’ve got an interview. Sorry. She can’t hear very well anymore. I’m almost ready.”
A YACHT SOMEWHERE — The infamous truth-teller and definitely-not-a-troll, Sir Yacht of Twitter, has uncovered the secret location of Bigfoot — according to a source:
CHICAGO, IL — The Big Ten, today, announced the launch of a new board game to help fans get through the fall without a Big
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