BREAKING: Multiple Miami Area Recruits Say They’d Rather Play In ‘Freezing Cold’ Than ‘Dumpster Fire’

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LINCOLN, NE — Nebraska signed 4 Miami area players today. All 4 had Miami offers. 3 of which were Miami commits at one point.

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