BREAKING: Willie Taggart Leading Candidate to Replace Mel Tucker at Colorado AND Tom Herman at Texas a Year From Now

Willie Taggart

BOULDER, CO — As Mel Tucker leaves, another turnaround specialist could be on his way to Colorado, Willie Taggart. Taggart is rumored to be the leading candidate to replace Tucker. He’s also the leading candidate to replace Tom Herman at Texas next year. AND, the leading candidate to replace Jeff Brohm at Purdue the year after that.

Colorado fans have already began expressing their displeasure about Taggart’s next year: “Waaaa. We ARE NOT a stepping stone program. Moooom, it’s not fair. I don’t want it.” Taggart, for his part, has said he”s 100% committed to Colorado. And Texas. And Purdue.


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