TUSCALOOSY, ALABAMYA, Y’ALL! — Ah doo declarrr! Juth wen we thought nuthin’ could thatter our pershception of realithy– Thorry, forgoth to puth ma teef en
TWITTER.COM — In a world-altering turn of events, Nebraska fans, the undisputed champions of online polls… lost. The incredibly serious and absolutely official poll pitted
LINCOLN, NE – Shocking news out of Lincoln today as former Nebraska quarterback, Richard Torres, managed to infiltrate the heavily-guarded Nebraska football complex using nothing
TWILIGHT ZONE — After his record-setting $500-million contract, Pat Mahomes is on the hot seat says sportsball genius, Dennis Dodd: “I talked to one Chiefs
BRISTOL, CT — Longtime ESPN broadcaster, Trey Wingo, has been taken into custody by the Hingsight Police after a vicious on-air beating of an already
BOULDER, CO — Following Mel Tucker’s exit, the University of Colorado announced it has hired a search firm to find Tucker’s replacement. The search firm,
BOULDER, CO — As Mel Tucker leaves, another turnaround specialist could be on his way to Colorado, Willie Taggart. Taggart is rumored to be the
EAST LANSING, MI — After much backlash regarding exiting coach Mark Dantonio’s lavish retention bonus, Michigan State University has brought in the big guns. Nancy
EAST LANSING, MI — A somber day in Spartyville as beloved head coach, Mark Dantonio, announced his retirement. We’ve got a correspondent live at Michigan
TWITTER — A human being actually put these words together in this order for others to see: The man continued, “If you take away all
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