SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAMN GAME NOW — “Sure, in slow motion, water might seem wet, but at fu–” Oh, just shut up already!
EVERYWHERE — In another controversial booth review, The Booth overturned the call on the field that time had run out on 2019… when it obviously
SHREVEPORT, LA — A report issued by Every Husker Fan Ever found that watching Miami lose still “feels good man”. Specifically, the report found, “Haha,
BRISTOL, CT — ESPN, today, released a report detailing how four SEC teams could mathematically make the College Football Playoff. Some of the details of
ANNAPOLIS, MD — It’s been a busy week for Navy investigators. After investigating the totally plausible idea that cadets at the Naval Academy were flashing
ROME (Not built in a day), Italy — The Vatican announced late Friday evening that Pope Francis has made Joe Burrow a saint… just making
GOLGOTHA — A Minneapolis man, who was convicted of 1st degree “tweeting at recruits with malicious intent” was sentenced to crucifiction, today. He’s set to
GRAPEVINE, TX — In an effort to modernize college football, the College Football Playoff Committee announced this morning they are deserting the current “archaic method
TUSCALOOSA, AL — In a major gaffe, CBS accidentally displayed a graphic, in the final moments of the LSU-Alabama football game, showing how a 3-loss
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