LINCOLN, NE — Said the man: “We’re in the middle of a pandemic. Keagan went to Iowa (MOTHERF*KIN IOWA!), our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
LINCOLN, NE — An area man passed away early Monday morning from extreme dehydration, starvation and excessive bleeding from his “refresh finger”. His wife described
THE TWITTER — As National Signing Day winds down, 247Sports has announced its National Recruiter of the Year: “Fan Who Tweets GIFs at Recruits” by
MIAMI, FL — Miami fans have taken to Twitter to accuse Nebraska of paying players — unironically — after 4 players from the Miami area,
LINCOLN, NE — Nebraska signed 4 Miami area players today. All 4 had Miami offers. 3 of which were Miami commits at one point. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.
GOLGOTHA — A Minneapolis man, who was convicted of 1st degree “tweeting at recruits with malicious intent” was sentenced to crucifiction, today. He’s set to
LINCOLN, NE — “Look how long and thick he is. And, how aggressively he hits it. Can’t wait to see this guy in action.” Those
LINCOLN, NE — A new study out by the CDC has found a “strong correlation” between methamphetamine addiction and sitting on Twitter waiting for Husker
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