Colorado Hires Search Firm to Find Tucker Replacement:


BOULDER, CO — Following Mel Tucker’s exit, the University of Colorado announced it has hired a search firm to find Tucker’s replacement. The search firm,, specializes in short-term hires for stepping stone football programs, which CU definitely is.

The search firm has, apparently, already highlighted Willie Taggart as Colorado’s 2020 head coach. No word yet on who the firm will target for the 2021 head coaching job. But, many expect PJ Fleck to be available to “the highest bidder, baby” in 2022.


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