Fred Hoiberg Given the Key to Iowa City

Fred Hoiber

IOWA CITY, IA — Said Iowa City’s mayor, Jim Throgmorton, “He owns the city already, anyway. Why not just make it official?” Hoiberg also commented on the honor, “So, do these replace the ones I had from before?”

Iowa basketball head coach, Fran McCaffery had this to say, “Rabisfrackenmothufugginmothersonofa. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”


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