FROST: ‘Special Teams Coordinators Are the Debil!’


LINCOLN, NE — Shocking news out of Lincoln, today, as Nebraska’s “shoulda been fired” head coach, Scott Frost, called special teams coordinators the “the devil”, “completely unnecessary and stupid” and said “we’re amazing at special teams, especially our kickers”. Here’s the full quote:

“Yeah, I’d like to hire a special teams coordinator.”

Utterly ridiculous! “Like to…” Anything short of “Absolutely guaranteed we’re going to hire 3 special teams coordinators” is a FIREABLE OFFENSE! ON THE SPOT! Also, show it on the field and press conferences are stupid… unless he says something I don’t like then they’re THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!

He probably also wore shorts to the press conference and had bad body language. FIREABLE OFFENSE! He said words… FIREABLE OFFENSE!

Also, in other BREAKING NEWS… Ronnie Green got into his car. FIREABLE OFFENSE!


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