Future Husker Excited For Game Against Oklahoma State


BIG BEARZ DAYCARE CENTER — One future Husker can barely sit still when thinking about Nebraska’s 2035 with Oklahoma State: “Ma. Ma. Ma. Ba. Baba.” says the toddler. His parents say the young man is already mentally prepping for the game. “We have an Okie State shirt we give him. He growls and gets mad at it. Then, stuffs it in his mouth and tries to eat it. He is super pumped for the game!”

The parents also say th– aw, what’s that smell? Holy cow! That’s him. That’s all you guys. Let’s get outta here. That’s bad. Is the kid half-bear? Oh my God, that is awful. It’s coming out the sides. Geez. We’re out. Interview over.


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