Girl Mentions Football And Numbers In Same Sentence


MAN’S WORLD — Today, a girl tried to act like she knew stuff by tweeting about football… bahahaha… using… bahahaha… numbers… hahahahahahahaha. Her tweet?

“Lubick was a much higher rated recruiter than Walters. Here’s their rankings…” And then she actually posted the rankings like she knew what they meant… bahahahahah. Like she even knows what recruiting is… bahahaha. We’re not gonna post the numbers because they’re obviously wrong… probably.

Of course, the men of Twitter swooped in to save the day by correcting her, saying: “No way Sonny Lubick out-recruited Travis Walters. He’s retired, sweetie. Not gonna matter anyway with Taylor Martinez at RB. Stick to crocheting, sweetheart.”

Whew! Crisis averted.


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