Good Samaritan Gives Browns Coach Directions to Nearest Subway: ‘No, No. It’s a Left on 1st’


CLEVELAND, OHIO — In an act of true kindness, a good samaritan in Cleveland gave Browns coach, Freddie Kitchens, directions to the nearest Subway, saving the coach several hours of wrong turns and frustration.

“Everybody wants to go f!@#ing right on 1st, man. It’s f!@#ing frustrating. It’s a left. A left. A god!@#m left. Holy s!@t!”, said the helpful Cleveland resident.


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