LINCOLN, NE — Said the man: “We’re in the middle of a pandemic. Keagan went to Iowa (MOTHERF*KIN IOWA!), our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! I need you Thomas! I need to know what joy feels like again!”
Still no word… ?
Grown Man Impatiently Waits For 18-Year-Old to Commit: ‘C’mon Thomas! I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!’
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