‘Husker Fan Anger Punt God. Punt God Send Neanderthal Horde Attack Him’ Said Kirk Ferentz, Praise Be His Name

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PURGATORY — His Lord and Punter spaketh: “Husker fan say mean thing bout Punt God. Punt God no like. Punt God send neanderthal horde say mean thing bout Husker fan.”

The fan responded saying, “Eh”.

The Mediocre Messiah also noted that worship service has been moved up this weekend due to impending bad weather, “Iowa fan no miss worship me. Make Punt God angry. Make you watch PJ Fleck press conference.”

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