Husker Fans Are Totally NOT Losing Their S!@# Right Now


LINCOLN, NE — No, Nebraska football did not just have the father of a player “clear the air” on Twitter about rumors his son wants to transfer. Nebraska volleyball also did not have a player do the same, yesterday, about rumors she was pregnant with a certain football player’s baby.

This is not happening.

Ah f!@#, it is.

“But, can you believe Scott Frost was so short with the media at last Thursday’s press conference. What a d!@#!” Yeah! No clue why. “It’s part of the job, he needs to suck it up,” said every douchebag ever to justify their behavior.

Welp, at least, the Huskers have a “winnable game” coming off the bye week. Wait… oh godd!@#$%!


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