Iowa Hawkeyes to Hang Banner for ‘Got Valentine’

IOWA CITY, IA — Another notch in the belt of Hall of Fame coach, Kirk Ferentz. According to multiple sources, the Hawkeye football program received a Valentine’s Day card — the first in program history. The card, sent from the University of Wisconsin, read “Be Mine. Oh wait, you already are” and included the score of last year’s game.

The University plans to hang a banner to commemorate the historic event… obviously.


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