Iowa to Hang Banner for ‘Completed Caucus’

IOWA CITY, IA — The Iowa Hawkeye Athletic Department announced late Tuesday afternoon that they’ll be raising yet another banner commemorating another momentous victory for the state: “Completed Caucus 2020”.

Actually, no ridicule here. We’re totally on board for this one. After the complete clusterf!@# that happened, this does seem like a major accomplishment. Hang that banner boys!

And yes… “Complete Caucus” is in Ferentz’s contract. He’ll be receiving a 750K bonus and an automatic one-year extension to his contract. Like THAT was ever a question.

Credit: @bjork57


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