LINCOLN, NE — Your not gonna believe this, but Joe Burrows wanted to go to UN when he left Ohio. But, Ginger Jesus didn’t want him. He said “you think he’s better than what we got” talking about Taylor Martinez. Unbelievable! This is what happened.
Bahahaha! I’m sorry. I can’t. You poor boomer. This is what us “millennials” call “trolling. Why do we do it? Mainly because we have to sit around and listen to our in-laws yammer on like this and we’re not supposed to say anything because that’d be “rude”. So, instead, we take it out on random strangers on the internet. Your welcome! But, in all seriousness, we can all agree that we hope Taylor has a much better season next year. Am I right? GBR.
