Kansas’ De Sousa Declares for WWE Draft


LAWRENCE, KS — After showing off his impressive chair-fighting skills, interest from the WWE began heating up for Kansas’ Silvio De Sousa. Early Wednesday morning, they made it official. DeSousa will enter the WWE draft.

No word yet on the moniker he’ll go with, but fans of his do plan on chanting “Rock Chalk JayHawk” repeatedly until they take a chair to the face, themselves.


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