IOWA CITY, IA — The Iowa Athletic Department announced Wednesday afternoon that head football coach, Kirk Ferentz, has landed the role of the Cowardly Lion in the MGM sequel. Ferentz released this statement:
“Eh, star in a movie, huh? You want me, huh? I am perrrrrrfect for the role… ahhahahaha. What? I can’t punt? Waaaaa. What’d you go and write it like that for? Waaahaaaa.”
P.J Fleck is rumored to be playing the Wizard of Oz with insiders saying, “he’s perfect for the role of a douchey fraud”.