Kirk Ferentz Spotted In Lincoln, Nebraska

Austin Ferentz

Hi, you’re here reading this. Thanks. I’m supposed to put more jokes here, but, to be honest, I don’t have the heart for it. So, let me say this… I really wish people didn’t hate other people based on stupid stuff like skin color or gender or anything else as trivial and stupid. But, here we are. I also understand you might be mad at me for making light of this situation. To that, I don’t have an answer. Jokes is how I cope. Some people go on Twitter and post angry rants or Facebook and post even angrier, less grammatically correct, all caps RANTS. Other people go to the gym and lift heavy things for some stupid reason. And other people do even worse things I don’t even want to think about. I make fun of Iowa. So, I hope you understand. I honestly don’t know what to say when these things happen that someone else hasn’t already said better than me. So, that’s it. Try not to be a di– jerk-nose. And, f!@# Iowa (and also Minnesota. Oh and also less Iowa since they voted to play football, this year. That was cool and we owe them a few months of not completely hating their guts. But, Ferentz jokes are still fair game. Or, I hope so otherwise this will be awkward.)

Made ya look!


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