Lincoln Man Burns Down Lego Factory, Fathers Worldwide Rejoice


BILLUND, DENMARK — A truly heroic Lincoln man has taken one for the team and burned down the Lego factory… thank f!@#in God!

Fathers worldwide immediate took to the streets to celebrate the heroic move. President Trump pre-emptively pardoned the man. Pope Francis immediately canonized the man as a saint.

A GoFundMe account created in the man’s honor quickly accrued $1,765,923,376. Lego issued a statement on the incident, “Yeah, we get it.”

No word yet if the man plans to hit the Frozen 2 DVD-making facility.


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