LIVE LOOK: Somber Mark Dantonio Exits Michigan State Campus For Final Time

Mark Dantonio

EAST LANSING, MI — A somber day in Spartyville as beloved head coach, Mark Dantonio, announced his retirement. We’ve got a correspondent live at Michigan State campus as Dantonio exits the campus for the final time.

ST: Coach, any final words as you make your way off camp– ZOOOOM!

MD: Move b!@#h!

A silver lining surrounding this news is Dantonio announced he’s buying a “dope-ass” mansion and gonna “do tons of hookers and blow with all the cash I got now, losers!”


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