Man Declares Husker Basketball Performance ‘Unacceptable’, World Doesn’t End


LINCOLN, NE — A Husker fan took to Twitter late Saturday night to ‘really let them have it’. Who? Well, we’re not sure because, in fact, nobody cared. The world didn’t end. It was as if him declaring the performance unacceptable didn’t mean a damn thing. Here’s what head coach, Fred Hoiberg, had to say about it:


He didn’t say a damn thing because nobody asked. Nobody asked because nobody cares. But, I’m sure you feel better now. Great! We’re proud of you for expressing your emotions like a big boy. Now, go potty and go to bed.


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