Man Dutifully Cleans Up During Kansas-Kansas St. Brawl: ‘Aw Gee Guys’

Man Picks Up Chair During Brawl

LAWRENCE, KS — “Shucks fellas, do ya really have to make a mess lik–” CHAIR TO THE FACE. “Aw dangit, guys. I’m just trying to clean up here. Do you really ha–” CHAIR TO THE BACK. “Aw gee, guys. I already got a bad back. That one kinda hurt.”

“Aw fooey, gentlemen. I just picked that chair up. Did ya really have to knock it over, again? Aw cripes. She didn’t deserve that. She’s just trying to get away. Son-of-a-buck, fellas. Are we about done causing a ruckus? I gotta get this thing cleaned up. Oh shoot. I might as well just wait.”


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