MIAMI, FL — Miami fans have taken to Twitter to accuse Nebraska of paying players — unironically — after 4 players from the Miami area, with offers to play at Miami, chose the Huskers.
In unrelated news, Jack the Ripper also accused Mother Teresa of being a ‘vile serial killer’. Milli Vanilli accused Whitney Houston of lip syncing. Snow accused ice of being cold. Kirk Ferentz accused Nick Saban of being a “mediocre coach”. And, Bill Callahan accused Mike Riley of being an “a-hole”.
