Miami Fans Accuse Nebraska of Paying Players, Also Jack the Ripper Accuses Mother Teresa of Being a ‘Vile Serial Killer’

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MIAMI, FL — Miami fans have taken to Twitter to accuse Nebraska of paying players — unironically — after 4 players from the Miami area, with offers to play at Miami, chose the Huskers.

In unrelated news, Jack the Ripper also accused Mother Teresa of being a ‘vile serial killer’. Milli Vanilli accused Whitney Houston of lip syncing. Snow accused ice of being cold. Kirk Ferentz accused Nick Saban of being a “mediocre coach”. And, Bill Callahan accused Mike Riley of being an “a-hole”.

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