Mickey Joseph to Nebraska Is ‘Done Deal’ Says Local Boy


LINCOLN, NE — “Mickey’s a Husker”, says Lincoln native, Pinocchio. Here’s our interview with the very real boy:

ST: So, Mickey’s a Husker, eh?

P: Yep. Signed, sealed and delivered.


ST: What’s that noise?

P: What noise?

ST: You didn’t hear it? Okay, well, let’s move on. So, how do you know this? What’s your source?

P: Chinander’s manicurist. Friend of a guy I know whose friend is buddies with the manicurist’s sister. He told me.


ST: There it was again. It’s your nose. Did your nose just get bigger?

P: It’s nothing.


ST: It just did it again. WTF is going on here?

P: Igrrserytimili

ST: What?

P: It grus ery timilie

ST: It grows every time you lie?

P: Yes.

ST: Oh, FFS, so you just made all this up?

P: Yes.

ST: You know what we’re do–

TV: BREAKING NEWS. The University of Nebraska just announced they’ve hired Mickey Joseph as their new offensive coordinator, along with Mark Helfrich and Mike Dawson.


ST: Well, I’ll be. And, your nose just shrunk back to normal. What in the world?

P: I told you!


ST: Sigh. I give up.


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