Minnesota Named Big Ten West Co-Champions, Also Milli Vanilli Named Artist of the Year

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The Big Ten announced today that it is accepting the University of Minnesota’s insistence that “Aw, we want something, too” and naming the Gophers Big Ten West Co-Champions.

Commenting on the move by the Big Ten, PJ Fleck said [some annoying motivational sh*t].

In other news, Milli Vanilli has declared themselves Billboard’s Artist of the Year. OJ proclaimed, “It wasn’t me” and Caitlyn Jen– oh nevermind.

Minnesota also announced that they “definitely do NOT want to play Ohio State in the Big Ten Championship. Like, seriously… NO! F*ck that!”

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