POLL: Iowa Fans Would Rather ‘Beat Nebraska’ Than ‘Win National Championship’

Iowa Poll

IOWA CITY, IA — A new poll out by Gallop Inc found that, unsurprisingly, Iowa fans would rather “beat Nebraska” in football than “win a national championship”. However, beating Nebraska was not the top vote-getter in the poll. Answers receiving more votes included:

  • Marry sister
  • Replace rotted teeth
  • Meth
  • Score over 70 on IQ test
  • Travel to edge of flat Earth
  • Meth again
  • Win at PBA
  • Beat Fred Hoiberg
  • But seriously, do you have some meth. I NEED it
  • Not have to s— d— for money for meth

The poll had a margin of error of 76-70.


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