‘Quit Living In the 90s!’ Says Iowa Fan Talking About the 90s


IOWA CITY, IA — “You Nebraska fans. I’ll tell you what. You need to quit living in the 90s. It’s never gonna be like that, again. Osborne isn’t coming back to coach. Frazier ain’t coming back to play. The pipeline is dead. You just need to give it up and accept you’re just like us. Gah!”

“Uh, sir… this is a Wendy’s. We just need to know if you want fries with your burger.”


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