Ravens’ Lamar Jackson Arrested for Assault On ‘Entire Cleveland Browns Defense’

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BALTIMORE, MD — The Ravens’ Lamar Jackson was arrested immediately following his game against the Cleveland Browns, this afternoon.

Police cited complaints involving numerous injuries including multiple broken ankles, blown knees and a badly beaten defensive coordinator.

Amazingly, the multiple assaults occurred without Jackson touching a single one of the victims or they, him.. like, at all… like, they weren’t even close.

Like, holy hell this guy is a phenom.

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