Red Team Narrowly Defeats Blue Team In ‘Epic’ Impeachment Bowl

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WASHINGTON D.C. — In an epic showdown at the Impeachment Bowl, the Red Team inched out a narrow 52-48 victory over the Blue Team. We had a chance to speak with the head coach of the Red Team about the victory:

“Who are you? What the f!@# are you even talking about?”

Just go with it.

“This is serious. This isn’t some game!”

Oh c’mon man. I miss college football! I’m just trying to cope here, man.

“I’m done here.”

Sigh. I’ll vooooote for you… huh, huh. Want that vote?

“Well, I thought it was a hard fought game. The Blue team really came out tough in the first half…”

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