REPORT: Watching Miami Lose Still Feels Good

Happy Man

SHREVEPORT, LA — A report issued by Every Husker Fan Ever found that watching Miami lose still “feels good man”. Specifically, the report found, “Haha, f!@# Miami, amirite”. Complaints have arisen, though.

Said one Husker fan, “Couldn’t they have lost by 50 though?” And another, “Can a team have negative points… cuz I want that. Miami to have negative points. Like -70.”

The University of Nebraska also submitted Miami’s loss to a hahahahah… Conference USA team… hahahahaha… as a rebuttal to allegations Nebraska was paying Miami players to come to Nebraska. “You got it now?” said the official response.


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