Scott Frost Caught With ‘Massive Erection’ On Hearing News Bob Diaco Hired as Purdue Defensive Coordinator


LINCOLN, NE — The Nebraska head coach was “visibly aroused” when asked for his comment on the hire. And… damn. I mean wow. Like it’s… it’s just mass– uh, anyway, here’s what Frost has to say:

“Oooooh. Oh. Say it again. REAL SLOOOOOOW!”

No word yet on whether Purdue plans to actually put defensive players on the field or if they’ll just save time and let the other team score every time.


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