LINCOLN, NE — In our ongoing series, getting the pulse of Husker Nation, we interviewed Lincoln native and longtime Husker fan, Jerry Schreiber, to get his thoughts on the current state of Nebraska football. Here’s the interview.
ST: Hey thanks for sitting down with us, Jerry. We wanted to sta–
JS: 100% ON THE COACHES!!!
ST: Ok, Jerry, we’ll get to that, but we wanted to start by ju–
JS: In over their heads at a Power 5 conference!
ST: Ok, I guess we’ll just dive in. Let’s talk cultu–
JS: DON’T F!@#ING TALK TO ME ABOUT CULTURE!!! IT’S YEAR TWO! CULTURE SHOULDN’T BE AN ISSUE. I KNOW FROM ALL THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS I’VE NEVER COACHED!! LOOK AT HERM EDWARDS!
ST: Ok, but Arizona State is only 5-4 in year two, not dramatically bett–
JS: Kansas! Les Miles. Almost beat Texas.
ST: They’re also 3-6.
JS: Mack Brown!
ST: 4-5. Look, let’s get back on track. There’s a big discussion around recruiting and talent lev–
JS: Blaming the players! Point the thumb, not the finger!
ST: Sigh. I’m getting the sense you just don’t like Scott Frost?
ST: Okay, climate change?
JS: #FrostEffect. You’ve seen it, right? You probably think that’s a coincidence. Pfft.
ST: Okay, uh, Russian meddling?
JS: He IS always wearing red.
ST: Amazon forest fires.
JS: You see the camouflage hats, don’t you. What would he need those for… other than sneaking through the forest to light fires?
ST: Okay, we’re done.