Scott Frost to Launch New Line of ‘Man Pants’

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LINCOLN, NE — The offseason wins just keep coming for Husker fans. After a productive National Signing Day on Wednesday, Nebraska head coach, Scott Frost, announced he was launching a new line of menswear.

The ‘Man Pants’, as they’re being called, will not just be another run-of-the-mill line of slacks for men, however. The big innovation will be a new and unique way of sizing men’s pants.

Sizes will include:

  • “Made Ya Look”
  • “Homewrecker”
  • “Okay, this is getting a bit ridiculous”, and…
  • “Get the ladies to comment about you on the radio” (Scott’s personal favorite)

Colors will include:

  • “Red”
  • “Brighter Red”
  • “Bo Pelini Grey”
  • “Tom Osborne 70s Leisure Suit Red”, and…
  • “Black”

However, the pants won’t be made available to everyone. Frost is placing certain restrictions on who can buy them. The primary qualifier, according to the press release, is “having cahones the size of Texas”.

No word yet on when the clothing line will officially launch.

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