LAWRENCE, KS — The Kansas-Kansas St. brawl may have been a complete embarrassment for the Kansas basketball program. I mean, nothing this embarrassing has happened in like, at least, a year. But, there is one silver lining from the brawl.
Police have identified a future serial killer and were able to apprehend the young man. “Just look at him watching the brawl. Creepy as f!@#. Dude had still had a boner when we arrested him. Definitely gonna skin some people alive later in life” said the local police chief.
The young man was arrested and sent to California… where he was immediately freed and celebrated as a hero.
