‘Sipple’s Just a Mouthpiece for the Frost Regime’ Says Man In Tin Foil Suit

Tin Foil Man

LINCOLN, NE — “It’s a conspiracy, man! Sipple’s just carrying water for the Frost regime, spinning the story however they need. I’ve seen their payroll logs. S. Sipple is on there. These guys are all a bunch of round-earthers trying to inject their helio-centric propaganda into the University. They pushed Pearlman out. Ronnie Green’s, in on it. He’s the ring-leader, man. The head reptile. I’ve seen his eyes flash green interviews. If you slow it way down, you can see it.”

“Hey, you guys wanna check out my bunker?”

“Uh yep… let’s get the f!@# outta here!”


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