State of Iowa Unveils New Motto: ‘Big Caucus’


DES MOINES, IA — The state of Iowa has revealed its motto for 2020: “Big Caucus” leaving many to speculate on its accuracy. “I’ve seen Iowa’s caucus. It’s huge. Brings people from all over the state. Although, it definitely can be a bit messy” said one Iowa voter.

Still there are detractors. “It’s average. On the small side even. I’ve seen lots of caucuses and it’s really nothing special. Maybe if it’s the only caucus you have, then sure. It’s probably just fine. But, compared to other caucuses, it’s really nothing to gawk at.”

Other mottos that received votes included “Complete Clusterf!@#”, “But Nebraska” and “7-5”.


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