‘That’s Not How You Throw a Punch’ Says Woman Who’s Clearly Seen Some S!@#

She' Seen Some Stuff

LAWRENCE, KS — “Needs to put more hip into it. And, quit telegraphing. You’re leaving yourself open to a counter right cross. Dip your shoulders and bit more and snap the punch. They’ll never see it coming and you’ll inflict a lot more damage” said the woman.

“But, to be honest, you shouldn’t even be standing and throwing punches like that. You could easily mount the guy and get him in a kimura with the way he’s flailing. Sink it in deep and rip the shoulder out of socket. Fight over. Noobs” said the woman.


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