Tom Osborne Statue to Be Torn Down After ‘Problematic’ Gambling Stance

Osborne Berringer Statue

LINCOLN, NE — The University of Nebraska announced today that the Tom Osborne/Brook Berringer statue outside memorial stadium will be torn down after Osborne’s ‘problematic’ stance on gambling in Nebraska.

Reportedly, the statue will be replaced with a statue of a 5-year-old throwing a temper tantrum with the inscription “But I Want It”. No word yet if all of Osborne’s wins and national championships will be vacated and Tom dragged through the streets of Lincoln as crowds jeer and ridicule him.


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