Top 10 Things to Do On a Football-Less Saturday

Drinking

No football, no problem. Plenty to do. He he. It’ll be fine. It’s fine. It is. It’s not a big deal. WHY!? No, I’m sorry. It’s fine. Do this instead:

  1. Watch baseball Stab yourself in the eyeballs repeatedly.
  2. Google Matt Lubick
  3. Google why Matt Lubick has been the missing ingredient in Husker football and will turn everything around and we can be happy again.
  4. Wonder how long until our next Natty
  5. Spend time with family Drink
  6. Be forced to watch a Bachelor marathon
  7. Knock out that honey-do list Not have to watch the Bachelor marathon
  8. Troll Iowa fans on Twitter
  9. Place bet on Adrian to win the Heisman
  10. Watch Pioneer Woman while slowing scraping the skin off your body with a spoon.
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