MY NIGHTMARES, 2022 — “And the winner of the 2022 Heisman is… Noah Vedral!”
TREY WINGO: “Hey! Herp, herp… did you know Noah Vedral originally wanted to play at Nebraska?”
NEBRASKA FANS: “He played there for two years, Trey.”
TW: “Herp, Scott Frost… something, something.”
NF: “I will punch you in the eyeball, I swear.”
TW: “Blah, blah, blah… stupid, stupid…”
NF: “What did we do? Did somebody punch a baby or something? What did we do to deserve this?”