Woman Narrowly Escapes Wrath Of Chair-Wielding Giant

Woman Diving For Safety

LAWRENCE, KS — “Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, dear sweet baby Jesus, save me. No, not me. Not me. Hit that guy. It was him” said the woman as the giant tore through Allen Fieldhouse.

The woman was able to escape the giant’s wrath, but unfortunately passed away moments later from “pure dread and terror”.


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